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I’m Steve Trabajo, Founder and CEO of Pineapple. Pineapple is like Apple, but a little bit shittier. I remember my uncle once told me Miho great things happen all at once and he died from alcoholism. Here at Pineapple we’re committed to making sure our customers get the best technological experience in the world.
Pineapple is an Mexica multinational technology company headquartered in Chihuahua, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, phones, airpods, cards and pencils and online services. It is considered one of the Big Four technology companies, along with Amazon, Google, and Facebook. But a little bit shittier.
« Think a Little Crappier! »
- Steve Trabajo. CEO of Pineapple.